Sneak wouldn't be in this business of technology if it wasn't a vibrant, exciting and incredibly important place to work. And yeah, as we all know, the geeks have already inherited the earth –you only need to take one look at the Sunday Times Rich List to prove that. Well, for all you gold-digging harlots who were eyeing up the Web 2.0 geeks, another one has bitten the dust.

Yes, Google co-founder Larry '£9bn' Page has apparently wed a page three stunna. No, not really, she's a doctoral student at Stanford, and decidedly out of Sneak's league. In an attempt to bag himself a hottie, Sneak has decided to found a Web 2.0 firm … well, either that or leave his bedroom a bit more than once a month.