It has come to Sneak’s attention that there are some people working in the industry who might be better off thinking about another career. As is the case with a certain Mr Malcolm Ware, who according to that stalker’s Bible, LinkedIn, works for a firm called Software-Leads.com, and serves as northern Europe director at Smartops Corp. The unfortunately titled Mr Ware also seems to have worked for Manugistics, after senior managerial stints at Novell and Silicon Graphics.

Sneak would not want to comment on the potential dangers in letting Mal Ware inside your corporation, but it goes without saying that IT managers should be vigilant at all times.